I give up on friendship. Fuck Aristotle if he thinks you need friends to be happy.

jtotheizzoe:

kenobi-wan-obi:

bouncingdodecahedrons:

Carl telling us how (not) to science.

"conclusion: dinosaurs" is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh.

Second perhaps only to “Therefore: aliens”

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virgin-ititty:

momvan:

A national hero.

fucking samantha tho

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teafortash:

fromthecornersofthecurve:

I was SO glad when ASOS Curve finally brought out plus size Dungarees. There are so many things that I want that don’t come in size fat and it really pisses me off. Forever supporting brands that create on trend items instead of the bog standard tunics, skater dresses and leggings. 

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I think I’ve found my fashion queen.

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bookstacks:

How writing affects the brain: an infographic

Fascinating! 

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writingthefuturenow:

woah.

submissivedreamer:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

That is one of the best burns I’ve seen in a while.

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